Jokes Galore

History of Jokes

Jokes have been a part of human culture for centuries, dating back to ancient Greece. The oldest recorded joke comes from 1900 BC in Sumer, and humor has evolved significantly since then. Over the years, jokes have been used for entertainment, satire, and even as a means of social commentary.

About Jokes

Jokes can be classified into various types, including puns, one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and observational humor. Some jokes rely on wordplay, while others are based on exaggeration or absurdity. No matter the style, jokes serve as a great way to lighten the mood and bring people together.

41+ Jokes to Make You Laugh

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
• What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
• Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
• What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."
• Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
• What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine now, he woke up.
• Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
• How do you organize a space party? You planet.
• What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
• Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
• What did one hat say to the other? "You stay here, I’ll go on ahead."
• How does a barber win a race? He knows all the shortcuts.
• What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
• Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
• What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
• Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.
• What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
• Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks.
• What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
• Why did the computer catch a cold? It left its Windows open.
• What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
• Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
• How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
• Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted liquid assets.
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
• What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
• What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
• Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.